NUTS!!?!

last sunday Father gave this sermon at the church that i thought was quite cool...


two kids buy a can of nuts and decide to divide it into two ,so that each of them get equal amount of nuts..
they sit inside a cemetry which was on the way so that they don't have to share it anyone else..
they opened the can and one of them started putting one nut each in front of them saying,'this one is for you and this one is for me'..
while they were at it, another buy passing the cemetry heard them and was horrified..he thought it is GOD AND THE DEVIL, who are sharing souls....and runs for his life......
on his way,he crashes into an old man and the man asks him whats the hurry,,,
the boy tells him that in the cemetry GOD n DEVIL are deviding souls..the old man waves the story off and tells the boy to buzz off..the boy asks him to come with him..

when they reach the cemetry, the boys were still sharing the contents of the can when two nuts roll away near the fence..one boy tells other, 'don't worry bout the two, when we are done with these, we will go pick those two nuts near the fence'...

the old man and the boy at the fence exchange looks of horror and run for their lives...
it is said that the old man reached much before the boy...!!!!