Wednesday, February 18, 2009

DIALOGUES .!

i don't get it.. when those script writers pen down dialogues for movies,,,they must be going thru a lota pain to fill up a lot of moments...
but sometimes they end up with hillarious effects...
frank's and my favorite dialogue where we always without fail crack up or we always remember it as a referece to whenever we hear it again...

when in 'PARINEETA' saif thinks vidhya balan is married off to sanjay and is venting his anger out on the piano and sanjay comes and explains that he married the younger sister and not vidhya.... saif, after a moment of silence , asks,' ye maine kya kiya, ... ab mein kya karu'
i swear, you have to see the moment to understand why even the serious scene cracks us up....
after abusing sanjay and vidhya and showing temper,,, he asks sanjay what he should do next ...!!!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Move The Goddamn Cheek In Slow Motion

even though i have already dedicated a post on how kids never sieze to amuse me... here's another one..
2008 decembr,we were in orrisa for my cousin anusha di's wedding, lot of our relatives from the village had come.. one of my other cousin's daughter came upto Neil(my then 7 months old baby) and started stroking his cheeks softly with a finger..
she continued doing it till the time i started finding it a little amusing..coz she had a puzzled expression on her face..so i asked her what was it?


and she says,'why doesn't his cheeks move up and down like the baby in TV??'
we all started laughing and i said trying to explain that that baby's cheeks move like that because of slow motion,,not thinking that my explaination was another question for the six year old in front of me....
she started stroking his cheeks again,so i looked at her questioningly and she asks,' how do move the cheek in slow motion??'

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

NUTS!!?!

last sunday Father gave this sermon at the church that i thought was quite cool...


two kids buy a can of nuts and decide to divide it into two ,so that each of them get equal amount of nuts..
they sit inside a cemetry which was on the way so that they don't have to share it anyone else..
they opened the can and one of them started putting one nut each in front of them saying,'this one is for you and this one is for me'..
while they were at it, another buy passing the cemetry heard them and was horrified..he thought it is GOD AND THE DEVIL, who are sharing souls....and runs for his life......
on his way,he crashes into an old man and the man asks him whats the hurry,,,
the boy tells him that in the cemetry GOD n DEVIL are deviding souls..the old man waves the story off and tells the boy to buzz off..the boy asks him to come with him..

when they reach the cemetry, the boys were still sharing the contents of the can when two nuts roll away near the fence..one boy tells other, 'don't worry bout the two, when we are done with these, we will go pick those two nuts near the fence'...

the old man and the boy at the fence exchange looks of horror and run for their lives...
it is said that the old man reached much before the boy...!!!!

LEGALLY PREGNANT...

lot of my friends and school mates didnt know bout my marriage..and i had left ahmedabad after my marriage so never got a chance to really impose it either...

i came back home for my delivery of my baby and one day while i was looking for books at crossword,i met an old friend, Vikram from school and he tapped at my back and i turned and he had a look of shock on his face, and he goes, ' god , kaise?your mummy papa know bout this..!!!!'